Coming: 101 Slightly Unpredictable Tips for Novelists and Screenwriters

Before we get into that…

I’d like to invite you all to visit “Conquer All Obstacles,” a wonderful website created by a writer’s writer and promotions expert, Jo-Anne Vandermeulen.  She was gracious enough to allow me to guest blog on her site yesterday (Thursday, July 2) and I hope you’ll visit and see what this site has to offer.  And, what I have to say.

Also, J0-Anne’s new novel of the same name is coming out, let’s all find it and buy it, she deserves an audience.

Click HERE to go to Conquer All Obstacles… but be sure to come back!  I’m just getting started.

For all my new visitors, the following post is one of my earliest, and therefore probably one you haven’t come across yet.  It’ll give you a flavor of what Storyfix.com is about, and just how serious I am about helping writers achieve their dreams.

REPRISE: WHAT ARE MY ODDS OF GETTING PUBLISHED?

At the risk of being a buzz kill, let’s get real.  The reason for doing so is to make you understand just how high the bar is in the publishing world, and just how deeply you must dig to reach that level.  Too many writers with casual affection for writing and an equally soft work ethic still maintain the loftiest of goals.  This violates a law of the universe — you have to scratch and claw your way to the top.

This blog is for people who want their writing dream fulfilled that badly.

The odds of getting your book published by a legit New York house, the kind of contract that gets your work on the shelf at Borders, are about the same as someone setting out to play on the PGA or LPGA tour. In a word, miniscule. More realistically, in 2.5 words, almost non-existent. When you add up the new tour cards awarded at the pro schools, then add the new club pros hired in a given year, that roughly equals the number of never-before-published writers who land a New York contract for their first novel. Or, even more roughly, about one in a thousand submissions. The number goes up with small press publishers, and skyrockets when you count publish-on-demand, which you shouldn’t if it’s a bonafide writing career you’re dreaming of.

Are you that one in a thousand? That’s the tough question all of us at a writing workshop, or simply sitting in front of a blank screen with an idea and a dream, need to answer. And with the answer, while daunting, resides our hope: we could be.

All of those professionals who make their craft look so easy, be they artists or athletes, know one thing better than all of us sitting in the next writing workshop. Not to mention that every last one of them was where you are right now, sitting in a writing workshop fantasizing about seeing their name on a dust jacket. They know that writing at a professional level is about more than a killer idea and a knack for whipping out nifty little sentences. It’s all about craft. A craft that is deeper and wider and more challenging than you can imagine (the astute reader will realize that in that sentence lies the key to everything you want). And yet, a craft that can be packaged and taught, and therefore (unlike professional-level golf), learned. When practiced, it can even be mastered. Even if you aren’t blessed with athletic ability or the sensibility of an artist.

What you need — the ante-in to this businesss — is a willingness to learn and to work at it, to go deep and wide, and evolve your killer ideas and clever prose into something that becomes a symmetrical, structurally-sound, compelling story.

And that’s what this blog is all about. About packaging and delivering the nuts and bolts of that craft.  I’ve nearly been lynched for speaking this truth at a few writing conferences — other than the agents and publishers in the audience, who more often as not hug me when they hear this — but it’s the most precious gift I can bestow: the gift of truth.  And, the gift of hope that the dream is real if, and only if, you’re willing to do the hard work required.

Dreams are just that: they remain in your head. So let’s get real about turning your writing dream into your career reality, or at least (because the career part of the equation is largely out of your hands – more on that later), into the moment in which the book you hold in your hands has your name on it.

That moment is worth every sleepless night, every rejection and every new start, I promise you.

I invite you to stick around. That is, if you really want to navigate the complexities of developing and writing publishable stories to that place on the other side, where simplicity really does reside.

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The following is an excerpt from my forthcoming ebook, “101 Slightly Unpredicatable Tips for Novelist and Screenwriters.”

Tip #51: Understand the potential of an “arena” story.

Which begs the question, what’s an arena story?  Something about a hockey game?  Answer: yeah, that could work.

Arena is the embodiment of the old cliché: write what you know.  If what you know is fascinating and unusual, then simply by taking the reader into that culture or environment you’re creating inherent fascination and voyeuristic juice.  That’s called an arena, and your expertise receives top billing there.

An arena story is drama that unfolds in a place, culture or profession that is inherently, even without a story unfolding upon it, interesting and complex.

John Grisham’s novels are all arena stories, taking place within the legal profession and throwing back the curtain that proves every lawyer joke ever told.  John Nance’s novels are always about aviation.  Patricia Cornwell’s stories take us into the minty-scented world of forensic pathology.  Dan Brown’s home run novels are nothing if not arena stories.  Top Gun was an arena story.  The Wrestler was an arena story.  Star Trek is an arena franchise.  When you begin to notice, you’ll see arena stories are everywhere, and always have been.

And - pay attention here - always will be.

Think about it.  The interpersonal dramas that unfold in those stories really could have happened anywhere.  But without the jets, Tom Cruise would have been just another taxi driver  in Top Gun.  (Note to self: Scorsese’s Taxi Driver was also an arena story.)

More common professions and situations - working in an office, marriage, a bar, etc. - aren’t really arenas in this context, since we’ve all been there and nothing about those environments can really surprise us, nor is it remotely interesting outside of some of the whack-jobs that take up space there.  They make good tapestries, just not inherently attractive in their own right.  A story about a marriage needs to rely on the characters and plot exposition to work, whereas a story about F-16s and the pilots trained to fly them off carriers doesn’t really need all that much story to work, which, if you saw Top Gun, history proves to be true.

If you know an arena well - a profession, a place, a culture, etc. - consider setting your story within the context of what you know, and then give the reader some steamy inside stuff that they’ll find interesting, both separate from and also connected to the story in clever little ways that surprise and entertain.

If the arena is strong enough, your story can skate by on simply being good instead of great.

Shoot for great, but when you can’t get there arena makes a terrific backup strategy.

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Had a killer post planned for today.  All outlined in my head.  Woke up early to get ‘er done.  And then I went out to fetch the paper and everything changed.
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Best Writing Tip Redux

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The Writing Tip That Changed My Life

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As I sit here and pound on my new ebook, “101 Slightly Unpredictable Tips for Novelists and Screenwriters,” there’s one tip that haunts me, and has for the last three decades (yeah, I’m that old).  It was a milestone and a perspective that changed everything, and a reminder that sometimes the little things we offer [...]

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You’ve heard a lot of people in your life say something like, “I’d like to write a novel someday.”  Or a screenplay, perhaps.  Or some variation thereof.  And if you’re already a writer yourself — definition of a writer: someone who actually writes – you may have thought at the time, good luck with that, [...]

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Drumroll… Introducing The Six Core Competencies of Successful Storytelling

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